according to this, i am...
Passion Pit
a bro vaguely interested in listening to music and very interested in having sex with their girlfriend.
a bro vaguely interested in listening to music and very interested in having sex with their girlfriend.
Vampire Weekend
Bros who try to make out with girls at concerts by relating to them via old Nickelodeon shows. “Remember Pete & Pete??”
Bros who try to make out with girls at concerts by relating to them via old Nickelodeon shows. “Remember Pete & Pete??”
Regina Spektor
Girls who don’t understand boys.
Girls who don’t understand boys.
and for books...
J.K. Rowling
Smart geeks.
Jane Austen (or Bronte Sisters)
Girls who made out with other girls in college when they were going through a “phase”.
Charles Dickens
Ninth graders who think they’re going to be authors someday but end up in marketing.
Aldous Huxley
People who are bigger conspiracy theorists than Orwell fans.
Elizabeth Gilbert
Women who liked the movie “Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood” but didn’t read the book.
gotta love it! one of my giant pet peeves is people that name drop authors and indie bands in an attempt to sound cultured- this calls them out for who they truly are! haha.
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